Republican And Democrat Translator

By Matt Bramowicz on April 10th, 2012

Politicians…they speak their own language.  Although one could classify it as technically English, a translator could definitely be of great use, especially when communicating to one another.

The following list are just a few phrases that have been translated into Republican and Democrat-speak.

This list has been spreading around the internet in various places, so I can’t claim credit for it, nor credit the original source.

If you enjoy it, please feel free to continue spreading it around.  The more people who know what they are really saying, the better!

DEMOCRAT – - – - – - – - – - REPUBLICAN

Arsenal of Weapons – - – - – - – - – -Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands – - – - – - – - – - – - Swamps
Undocumented Worker – - – - – - – - Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials – - – - – - – - – Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery – - – - – - – - – - – Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed – - – - – - – - – - – - – - Well Protected
Narrow-minded – - – - – - – - – - – - – - -Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share – - – - – - – - Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control – - – - – - – Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives – - – - – - -Fireworks or Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass – - – - – - – - – - Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity – - – - – - – - Socialism
Multicultural Community – - – - – - – - – - -High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress – - – - – - – - Marxism
Upper Class or “The Rich ” – - – - – - – - – Self-Employed
Progressive, Change – - – - – - – - – - – - – -Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged – - – - – - – - – Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future – - – - – - – - – - – Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater – - – - – - – Conservative
Truants – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed – - – - – - – - – - – - – - Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine – - – - – - – - – - – - – Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or “The Rich ” – - – - – - – - – - – - – Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - -NRA Members
Assault Weapon – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus – - – - – - – - – - – - – - New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage – - – - – - – - – - – - – Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting – - – - – - – Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

For more funny political translations, view Bad Translator Goes to Washington on YouTube!

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