Since it’s the start of March, AND it just so happens to be Justin Bieber‘s birthday, why not do a related post?
Whether you’re a fan or not, you can’t deny the poetical quality of verses such as, “Are we an item? Girl, quit playin’ We’re just friends, what are you sayin’?” or the classic, “And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no.” Reminds me of a young Arthur Rimbaud or an old John Donne.
As we all know, machines aren’t as adept at poetry as the likes of JB. But, surely, one as gifted as J-dawg could beat the machine with lyrics so amazing they could make you forget math…So let’s see what would happen if a machine translator got a heaping dose of the Bieber-Fever virus.
Justin Bieber REDUX
Justin: “You know you love me, I know you care Just shout whenever, and I’ll be there. You are my love, you are my heart, And we will never, ever, ever be apart. Are we an item? Girl, quit playin’ “We’re just friends,” what are you sayin’? Said “there’s another”.
Machine: “About us. We are confident that we would like to know how it is for me. Who sent me? never, never, never. CareJus, and ThereYo of ApartAr HeartAnd, right? The girls are unable to reverse engineering, “we’re just friends?” He said.
Justin: Gotta believe in me (gotta believe in me). Believe it like a fairy-tale. Put a tooth under your pillowcase. No I won’t, I won’t ever ever let you down (No). Like a Seasaw lets you down (oh). You know why? Cuz we ain’t on the playground no more baby.
Machine: “(Archive), And believe me, I feel talepu, but pillowcase-N-bass chant, “contest winners of the teeth!” (o) Ever Seasaw all you and did not lead to war? Do you know which are the good? Why? Cuz.
3. Born to Be Somebody
Justin: There’s a dream in my soul, a fire that’s deep inside me. There’s a me no one knows waiting to be set free. I’m gonna see that day; I can feel it, I can taste it. Change is coming my way.
Machine: They dream of a fire in his soul, and my knoosoiting. Go, man. Even if you look in the can, do you feel? You can feel the change will be my travel.
4. Common Denominator
Justin: I’m never ever not without your touch. Every kiss that you give, it gives me heart. And to all the heart it can. Jealous females hate it, I’ma hold it down for you. For you, woah, oh woah, Common denominator, oh, yeah, woah. I don’t wanna to go back. Half of the equation, woah, woah, yeah Common denominator, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Machine: Someone who hates evil thoughts are ever wow! His father, Jalouse (f) of the population in the equation.
5. Eenie Meenie
Justin: Eenie, meenie, miney, mo, Catch a bad chick by her toe. If she holla, if she holla, let her go. You seem like the type to love ’em and leave ’em, And disappear right after this song. So give me the night to show you, hold you. Don’t leave me out here dancin’ alone.
Machine: Miney, mini Mo, Catch your rule chick with a bad program. If he yelled, “leave this Creek!” Let him outrageously, the leaves are similar in nature. It’s Hula love with their song, YouDon Goyo. It shows 7-11 no me here dancin. The night disappears just after the holidays.
6. Pick Me
Justin: You’re the finest girl I’ve ever seen. And I wonder do you know this? That every guy you meet winds up catchin feelins for ya. You can have any of ’em. You can take your pick, But you need to check with me. Girl I promise I’m legit, yeah.
Machine: You’re the best. Girl is surprised to know my hands. Excellent answer, all the feelin. You can be played in all measurements. Must be determined by the law which written by me, girl. Creating
7. Stuck in the Moment
Justin: I wish we had another time, I wish we had another place. Now Romeo and Juliet, Bet they could never felt the way we felt. Bonnie and Clyde never had the highlight. We do, we do.
Machine: I hope that we don’t know about other related issues that we do not. Place now, Juliet. Bet. Not felt Bonnie of other time. Clyde and I think Romeo highlights us”